The beast of Panther Hollow
Below the high plateau of Tech, beneath the Squirrel’s Hill There runs amidst the rocky slopes a quiet, burbling rill And in this part of Schenley Park where stones...
CMIST speaker raises distasteful ideas
This was supposed to be an EL essay. For those who aren’t in “the know,” every undergrad in the College of Engineering must take three semesters of “Experiential...
This is how it begins
On March 19, 2025, the presidents of six American universities, including Carnegie Mellon President Farnam Jahanian, received a letter from Congress. The contents...
Why don’t you like me anymore?
Hey, we really need to talk. Listen, I’ve been concerned about our relationship recently, and I think honesty is the best way to handle this. So, I hope you forgive...
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Last week, Donald Trump Donald Trump Donald Trump Donald during a Trump Donald Trump. When Donald Trump, the Donald Trump Donald Trump, Donald, was Trump Donald....
Congress requests detailed information on Carnegie Mellon students from China, Ohio
On March 19, 2025, a letter was sent to Carnegie Mellon president Farnham Jahanian by the United State House of Representatives select committee on the Chinese Communist...
Deeper Convos, and the “one step ahead” manifesto
Since interviewing Pete Buttigieg a year ago, I now see similarities in the rhetoric. In Jan. 2024, I spoke with then-Secretary of Transportation, Pete Buttigieg,...
EdBoard: Politics shouldn’t be compulsory
As the election season reaches a fever-pitch, the lawn signs proliferate, and you get your fiftieth text from “Jean with Indivisible Action,” it becomes ever...
EdBoard: Bittersweet Tartan goodbyes
Articles featured in the Forum section are solely the opinions of their individual authors. It’s been a fun ride, y’all. This week, our duo of dynamic duo Editors-in-Chief...
CMU students attend oSTEM national conference
During fall break, eleven Carnegie Mellon students journeyed to Portland, Oregon to attend the national conference for Out in Science, Technology, Engineering, and...
Novel Tea: Why every young lad should read the Dunk and Egg novellas
Editorials featured in the Forum section are solely the opinions of their individual authors. So they call me the reader these days. Books, paragraphs, you know...
Carnegie Mellon is the original peanut jig
Editorials featured in the Forum section are solely the opinions of their individual authors. There is a television show called “Smiling Friends” that I encourage...